the circus is empty the clowns are here
scattered-storyteller asked:
What's your favorite scary movie
*puts a bag of shitty popcorn in the microwave so we can properly complete the 2023 tumblrina version of scream*
well im so glad you asked-
which horror movie would you be most likely to survive
28 days later
saw
scream
trick ‘r’ treat
the blair witch project
halloween
us
the conjouring
the cabin in the woods
a quiet place
it follows
i’d die in any of these lmao
(via manywinged)
if you’ve been following me for 4+ years i’m certain you could make a chart of every character i’ve gotten attached to and it would tell you more about me than any therapist’s notes ever could. but we don’t have the time for that. there are other things at hand. do not even worry about it. next exhibit. we’re moving along. we’re walking
“i’m noticing.. a pattern—” well stop noticing. close the book. Put it away. step outside and have a cigarette or something. close your eyes. it’s not worth it
(via bewarebugbear)
no greater tension than two mutuals who want to talk so badly but are afraid to so they like each other’s post until the end of time
(via liesmyth)
fuck healthy female friendship i want toxic lesbian sex on every tv in the nation
(via frozenabattoir)
“Fuck it, we slay” (heavy eye bags, dehydrated, on the verge of insanity)
(via thedearidiot)
Logically I’m aware that the fifty thousand people in my notes all making the same joke are mostly harmless but also there’s a reason that water slowly dripping onto your head is a valid form of torture.
(via appsa)
